But before that I need you to promise me something. First, you must sign up using your real name & a personal email. That's a mandatory requirement and you can learn about my reasons for it in the FAQs section below. Second, you must pinky swear that you understand what you're signing up for is a DAILY newsletter and that you actually do want to receive DAILY (I really can't state that enough) tips and marketing emails from me.
A: Honestly, I don't. But it's a nice way to filter through the undecisive can-kickers and competition trying to spy from shadows. I also want only the most engaged and dedicated people on my list. If giving your name is a deal-breaker for you, no problem — don't subscribe.
A: I will find you and I will ban you.
A: You bet your ass I will. People on my list are my peeps and I want no anonymous slackers hiding among them. I'm willing to sacrifice a few lambs to make sure of that.
A: ... I can't even... ugh, I'll tell you. As stated in pretty much EVERY CORNER OF THIS WEBSITE, my emails are about marketing, persuasion and the not-that-complicated art of building a business online.
A: About half as much as I should like to send you; but no more than twice what you think you will tolerate.
A: Well that's... me. Or my digital alter-ego avatar I created with a sole purpose of entertaining you and guiding you through the orc-infested wastelands that's digital world. Besides, he looks cool. And if you think it's stupid, you should probably leave, you might not like what comes next.
A: Do you seriously... uhh... forget it. I will spell it out for you. If you're a business owner or provide freelancing services online my list is for you. I can teach you a thing or two about how to level up your marketing game and even have some fun while doing so.
A: Sweetie, you're either very new to the whole marketing thing or you still believe in fairy tales. I'm not running a charity here, of course, I will try to sell you stuff. And a lot of it.
A: You're banned for life. Kidding. There's a handy unsubscribe button at the bottom of every email. If someday, and that day may never come, you'll wish to disappear from my list, just use that button.
A: What a stupid question... Of course, they did! Do you think I have time to sit here and make up all these questions? Enough! Now that I've satisfied your thirst for knowledge there's nothing more stopping you from subscribing. Now, I have important emails to write.
Kindly walk yourself back up to the sign-up form. You know the way.