Since you're here you're probably looking to grab my free course and get a steady supply of tips on email, persuasion, and online marketing delivered straight to your inbox.
(Unless you're a client looking to work with me. In that case, the top right corner button is for you.)
Click the button below, and let's get you started.
You missed the button.
It's up there, right above the fold. Can't you see it?
What do you mean, more convincing?
That's all you get! You're either in or out, I don't have time to play salesman with you.
On the other hand... maybe you're right. Where are my manners?
You're my guest, and as a gracious host, it's my sacred duty to entertain you.
Please, allow me:
(I hope that's convincing enough.)
Look, I get it. Everyone wants to get you on their list, send you some sexy figma templates and squeeze some pennies out of your pocket before you finally crack and unsubscribe.
I rally get it.
But ultimately all the power's in your pocket. If you don't want to get my insanely valuable and entertaining daily sales emails — don't subscribe. It's all good.
Sure, you'll be missing a lot, but... well... actually, there's no but.
You'll be missing a lot.
That's right, I'm talking to you. You there, the guy with a Pumpkin Pie Cherry Top Matcha Frappuccino. You will have a terrible time on my list.
Even though, I prefer to see myself as a man of reason guided by logic, to quote my mom, "I can be an asshole sometimes."
I say things the way I see them and let's say that the whole political correctness thing never was my strong side. You've been warned.
I mean, if that's the case... I can't help you. I don't even like you. If there's one type of people that will never succeed in business it's lazy, undisciplined basement dwellers.
I'm cheering for you (I'm really not). I wish you the best (I kinda do). But I can't help you.
AND I'll probably make fun of you in one of my emails and you'll hate me for it.
As much as I'm honored — thank you for visiting my humble establishment —since you're probably not going to buy nor benefit from any of my products I must ask you to leave.
On the other hand, you did read through a substantial part on my homepage. Could it be that I've just ignited a spark of interest in your soul? If that's the case feel free to stay.